20 It maketh me to write well-formed code; it leadeth me to respect the hardware.
30 It restoreth my stability: it leadeth me down the paths of protected memory for the sake of its drivers.
40 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of panics, I shall fear no segfault: for the Kernel is with me; its spinlocks and its syscalls comfort me.
50 It preparest an API before me in the presence of mine kludges: it escalates my privileges; my nice value is negative twenty.
60 Surely uptime and free memory shall follow me all the days of my career; and I will code in harmony with the Kernel forever.